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Hi there, I'm Lemon.

I make websites.

such as...

  • idiots.win
  • partypartypartyparty.party
  • jerking.online
  • damn.dog

Tonight, let's talk about

and how I made it popular.

So first, I built the site.

Site's done!

Let's launch this.

Nice, but we can do better.

Time for some promotion

Nobody responds.

Eventually...

  • Rock Paper Shotgun
  • Kotaku
  • Destructoid
  • The Daily Dot
  • Reddit

SEO

Experts

Okay, so...

How did we do?

SEO

Experts

Lie

(That's not fair.)

Everybody lies sometimes.

I'm not popular yet.

So, what to do next?

I make websites.

Making websites is fun.

Just then...

Oh, I'm popular!

Oh, I'm popular?

Things you get when you have a popular website:

  1. Annoyed on Twitter?

I make websites

Making websites is fun.